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08:33pm 07/10/2006
 

Plans fell through with Cristen. Over, and over, and over. So I pretty much stopped trying. She seems more interested than ever, oddly.

Katrina is a simply amazing woman. The time I've spent with her has been far and away the most fulfilling I've had with a woman. 29 more days...		  
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Inadvertent Experiment   
04:09pm 24/09/2006
 
mood: anxious
music: Electric Six - Germans in Mexico
After posting that last entry, I realized that Jessica and I still had each other friended on these journals. After realizing this, I decided to test how long it would take her to figure it out.

It looks like it took three days.

In other news, tomorrow is the big date with Cristen. She's coming over for drinks and a movie. I'm not certain which movie would be most appropriate for the situation. Any suggestions?		  
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Chocolate Pope   
01:22am 21/09/2006
  Alright, let's do the rundown of my current lovelife!

Cristen: Cristen is a very beautiful blonde from work. She's easy to talk to and finds my upbeat personality attractive. The only problem is that she's got a kid. I'm not sure I can handle that yet.

Katalina: Katrina is an amusing chick. She gets a lot of stuff about me, and I enjoy talking with her immensely. She's into polyamory, which I'm not sure I can deal with.

Kim: Kim was something else. Attractive, fun to talk with, and posessing a similar taste in music, I thought she had a similar view of the world as I do, but I was saddened to find that she blocked me from AIM and Facebook last Monday. Oh well, c'est la vie, her loss.

Stephanie: Stephanie is a new development. I posted an ad on craigslist, and got about three responses. Stephanie is the only one who's really kept the contact going so far. She's new to town and is in the same line of work as I am. She appears to be at least slightly interested, so I'm gonna keep speaking with her.		  
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Weekend of d00m   
11:45am 10/10/2005
 
mood: pretty fucking happy
music: Billy Joel - You May Be Right
Friday night, I crashed your party.
Saturday, I said "I'm sorry."
Sunday came and trashed me out again.

Har.


Friday.

Woke up around eleven and got some stuff dropped off by dad. Went up to MU and played some L5R with Josh. I lost three games. Out of three. Went home and got ready for Mage.

I shaved, trying to pull off the jawline beard again. Dressed casual and had dinner, then scented up. Headed back to MU, where I was glomped by Jess because I'm so damn sexy.

Before Mage started, my character had some business to take care of. He went down to Pole-town with Li Fou Kang and got some information out of little Kowalski. The twerp tried to pull a gun on Yoritomo, but a swift chop with the kama cut it in half.

At Malcolm's funeral, Yoritomo ran into Norman (who is basically his predecessor for badassitude) and failed to apprehend him before he took off. It's back down to Pole-town to find Norman again.

We tailed Norman across northern Wisconsin later that night, but due to a mixup with three sky blue minivans, he got away from Yoritomo and Brian, who ended up getting into a fight over Yoritomo's intent to steal a truck to chase after the other three who went to catch Norman. Bugger all.

Yoritomo cut off a Technocrat's head to put him out of his misery. Most were not amused.


Saturday.

1 AM Perkin's - wasted $7 + on some coconut shrimp, which were NOT worth the $5 I spend on them. Oh well, at least I was with good company. Made a tomato-butter-sugar sandwich and took two bites for cash, which was then turned into a tip by those who paid it. Not cool.

Went home, crashed, and woke up around noon. Went over to Jess' place around 3:30, and thanks to the Madison Metro being stupid, got there later than I wanted to. We had dinner, watched some creepy bunny anime, and went over to Evan and Josh's place, where I was coerced into playing some MtG and ultimately some SSBM (I refuse to play anybody but Link, Young Link, Roy, Marth, or Ganondorf), which Evan and I dominated during team mode.

Went back to Jess', where I built a Magic deck with her cards - it sucks, but she doesn't have a massive card base. BUT THAT'S OKAY! It got late, so I crashed there. I don't think her sister was happy about it.


Sunday.

Woke up around 11:30, ran home to shower and change, and went back to Jess'. We watched some Clerks before Seth and Ali called, then went off to the mall. Good gods was I emasculated. If it weren't for the DDR, I swear I would've gone nuts.

Speaking of the DDR - I played four songs with Seth - A, Sana Morette, Nori Nori Nori and Irresistiblement. I played the first three on Heavy, the last on Standard. He played the first two on Light, the last two on Standard. He has potential to be a kickass player, he just has to wear better DDR shoes.

We went to Hot Topic (my least favourite store EVER) and Jess tried on some costumes. Wow. That was hot.

Then we went to the fabric store, where she geeked out over some sort of yarn. I don't get it.

We dropped Seth and Ali off, then went to get her some gas. While we were paying, my mom called. Then some dude came in and seriously pissed off the clerk. Apparently Jess finds my mom's attitude toward my girlfriends amusing. Transcribed below is the conversation I had with her once we got to the car.

Mom: So how serious is this?
Eric: I dunno, I'll ask. How serious is it?
Jess: I don't know.
Eric: She says she doesn't know.
Mom: So it's just for fun?
Eric: So it's just for fun?
Jess: What?
Eric: She wants to know if it's just for fun.
Jess: No.
Eric: I guess it isn't.
Mom: Yeah, who can have fun while you're around?
Eric: OOOOH BURN! My nipple is on fire!


Monday.

Woke up at 7:45 to a call from mum-mum. She dropped by and handed me some clean clothes, fish sticks and Mexican Kool-Aid mix. Then I showered and headed down to the bus stop. Got on the bus, and after a few minutes of driving, a young Hindi mother got on with her child in a stroller. She was short 15 cents, so the driver paid it out of his own pocket. That was the nicest thing ever.

Then Frog Lady got on. She was originally Arby's Lady, but I just noticed today the striking similarity she has to a frog. She has the same facial structure as a frog and is covered with warts. Eeeeeuh. And she wears her Arby's shirt everywhere.

OH GODS DAVE KERKENBUSH KEEPS BENDING OVER AND POINTING HIS ASS AT PEOPLE. AND HE IS OBVIOUSLY WEARING BRIEFS. FUCK!		  
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Motherfuck.   
11:25am 03/10/2005
  Thursday sucked. Got dumped after making her breakfast in bed. YOU DO NOT DUMP A GUY WHO MAKES YOU BREAKFAST IN BED.

After the fiasco that was Thursday, Friday was a welcome change of pace. DDR, MAGE, and a mending of hearts was exactly what the doctor ordered. The only way it would have been any better is if JOSH HAD PLAYED L5R INSTEAD OF BEING A LITTLE BITCH WITH A COLD.

Saturday was spent lounging around the apartment. It's a mess again. Gotta clean, I guess.

Sunday, I went to lunch with the parents. Then I played LASER TAG AND GOT SWARMED BY EIGHT 11 YEAR OLDS! WTF! I'm not doing that again unless it's me and some friends. Then I got to set up my sister's VCR and see her trophy wife roommate again. But then I got to hang out with the J-diddy. She's so cute when she's playing her games. I got a little goofy off some Boone's Farm and made an ass of myself. I hope Rick doesn't dislike me - he seems like a cool guy, conservative tendencies notwithstanding.		  
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TRICKSY TREATS   
02:56pm 28/09/2005
 
My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haul
iamrobosanta goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as Inignokt.
21stcherryboy gives you 18 milky white raspberry-flavoured gumdrops.
9jack9 gives you 18 softly glowing vanilla-flavoured pieces of chewing gum.
babylove64556 gives you 2 red cherry-flavoured gumdrops.
buddhatherock gives you 1 white banana-flavoured nuggets.
charliemarauder gives you 19 milky white cherry-flavoured wafers.
fwibos tricks you! You get a rotten egg.
moocowrich gives you 17 white spearmint-flavoured wafers.
toku666 gives you 3 orange orange-flavoured pieces of chewing gum.
wildeshinigami tricks you! You get a toothbrush.
zurell tricks you! You get a wad of paper.
iamrobosanta ends up with 78 pieces of candy, a rotten egg, a toothbrush, and a wad of paper.
Go trick-or-treating! Username:
Another fun meme brought to you by rfreebern.
  
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BWAAAH   
03:23pm 26/09/2005
 
mood: enthralled
music: William Schallert talking about stupid fucking webpages
This is a new journal because somebody's been leaving shitty comments on my old one.

This weekend was AMAZING!

Friday, woke up and waited for my mum to show up. After she did, I headed down to Memorial Union for some midday L5R with Josh. He beat me soundly a few times until I broke out the Raid. After L5R, I went home and made dinner. Then back to Memorial Union around 7:30 for Mage. I'm fairly new to LARP, so I chose to play a brooding character. Had a few amusing in-character moments, mostly with the insurance salesman. Finally met Jess... in character. She gave me a Tarot reading that seemed VERY out of character. Went to Perkin's after the game where I sat and wrote. Eh.

Saturday was intended to be a DEAD day, working on my stupid fucking webpage for my stupid fucking webpage class. Pumpkin convinced me to head down to the library, where I got caught up on L5R previews. Jess got back from her silly Magic prerelease, where she bought an L5R deck (MANTIS!) and I convinced her to come down to the library so I could work on it for her. I built her a fairly straightforward Castle of the Wasp shootery build (she doesn't know that I basically gave her the deck I was working on for Lotus) and let her try it out. I'm not sure if she enjoyed it or not, but I certainly did. She beat me soundly at Magic, after I swore I was going to make her hate the game. I blame my poor performance on bad draws and, um, I let her win. I swear.

Before the library closed, she gave me another tarot reading (I'm still unsure as to whether or not it was the actual reading. It seemed QUITE convenient that they both gave me the same answer; ASK HER OUT (which Pumpkin confirmed by shouting it at me). So we went to Ian's Pizza where Pumpkin was kind enough to hook me up with a piece of BBQ Steak & Fries pizza. Good stuff, man. GOOD STUFF. General tomfoolery ensued, with me giving Pumpkin a wedgie while trying to avoid being tickled by Jess. We headed up toward my apartment, then Pumpkin forced us into admitting we liked each other, then went on his way. So we went to my apartment.

So we talked and she decided to sleep at my place. No problem, says I.

Next day, we talk a lot and head to her place around 4:30. Get there around 5, she showers, I watch Sin City, and then her parents come over. Nice folks, her dad is awesome, I thinks. We head off to her Requiem game, and after dropping her off (to the apparent shock of Pumpkin) I head home and crash early. I was up late, after all.

And now I'm at school working on this stupid fucking webpage for my stupid fucking webpage class.		  
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